Woe to the Dentist is a song from the animated Little Shop episode Tooth or Consequences.
Lyrics
| Dr. Driller |
|---|
| Why does the dentist always get the grief? |
| Everything he tells you met with disbelief! |
| And you would think he makes a killin' |
| And he's pullin' and a'drillin' for the money. |
| Nuh-uh! |
| But when he's givin' you a fillin' |
| Your breath is what is killin' |
| It ain't funny! |
| Nuh-uh! |
| Woe to the dentist, so misunderstood, |
| Only thing he wants to do is do you good, |
| But you forget to brush, |
| Always munchin' somethin' sweet - |
| Between every tooth you leave half of what you eat! |
| You bring on your own pain |
| And then you turn around and blame the dentist! |
| Woe to the dentist, so misunderstood! |
| Only thing he wants to do is do you good, |
| But you forget to brush, |
| Always munchin' somethin' sweet - |
| Between every tooth you leave half of what you eat! |
| You bring on your own pain |
| And then you turn around and blame the dentist! |
| Poor dentist! |
